I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
From Mark McKinney
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
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