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If you're going to have to swallow a frog, you don't want to have to look at that sucker too long!

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.

I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup.

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate and rushing to go.