You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Not everything in old age is grim. I haven't walked through an airport for years, and wheelchairs are the way to travel.
It's going to be really weird when I'm 80 years old, in a walker, and people are still calling me America's sweetheart. We need a new one.
I've been driving since I was 19 years old.
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
The moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Man, wear your seat belts. That's all I can tell everybody. You never know.
I don't like to see people on trolleys in hospitals; I don't like to see old people sitting in chairs for hours.
I didn't learn to drive until I was 65 and my husband was seriously ill.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.