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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

My dad's a firefighter, so I know what it's like for policemen and firefighters to be on their own on Christmas Day.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Santa was a fake.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.