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I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I have known a few good marriages, but very few. And others look to me like they're pretty miserable. I don't really think that's a recipe for happiness.

I'm happily married.

I am not married anymore. I hate marriage... but it's okay now.

Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.

I don't need to be married, but I feel married.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.