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Simon is cool. You know, it's different if you ever see him around his mom. He acts totally different.

Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.

Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.

There is love there. And then there's times when I can't even stomach Simon. You don't have to sit next to him. That's all I have to say.

I don't have anything against Simon Cowell and 'The X Factor.'

If you get an opportunity to work with David Simon, anybody with good taste would.

I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we're over the moon.

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.

I wondered if people might not have had enough of Simon Armitage and wondered whether I hadn't had enough of Simon Armitage.