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There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

I can do the PR thing until the cows come home. That's my nature. I never want to upset anybody.

I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.

In the theatre, people talk. Talk, talk until the cows come home about journeys of discovery and about what Hazlitt thought of a line of Shakespeare. I can't stand it.

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

I'd love to do some theater.

I have a passion to do theater.

You can't wait and sit for the phone to ring, so I do theater.

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.