I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.
It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'
In my whole life, I've worn black tie three times. I can't tie the knot myself.
I wear frayed khaki pants.
I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.
I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.
After I had this idea to be Bill Nye the Science Guy, I wore straight ties the first couple times, and then I got this thing going and I started wearing bow ties.
People will still give me attention: even when my teeth are gone, I'll have some good stories to tell.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.