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Real men change diapers!

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain.

American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have to hang up my diapers. And now women have paper diapers and all sorts of conveniences in the home. And it is the man and the technology that has made the home such a pleasant place for women to be.