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I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Real men change diapers!

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.