I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I think I'm probably a monster-of-the-week guy, and that comes back down to my old favorite show, which as a kid was always 'Scooby-Doo.'
I'm into the scruff. I like an unkempt man. I mean, not like beard to the chest, but I'm definitely a Johnny Depp kinda girl.
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
I haven't seen my face since I started growing my beard, which was when I was a teenager, almost; I never shaved. So I don't really know what I look like.
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.
I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.
But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
I don't like myself without a beard.