But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
The original purpose of the beards was to help with the wind when it's blowing in your face. When you're out there in the woods hunting like we are all the time, we found that facial hair helps you to stay a lot warmer.
I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.
I've always been into bearded dudes.
It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
A full beard looks cool.
I don't like myself without a beard.