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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I live way out in the country, in truck-country.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If the right idea comes up, and it feels true to talk about somebody being in a truck, and that's the only way to tell the story, then I will reluctantly tell the story that way.

Hitch your wagon to a star.

If I have to spend prolonged periods of time in a trailer, I go mad. Stuck in a metal box doing nothing, I lie there paralysed with boredom.

Come on, you can't name a truck after a chick.

Sleepin' in the truck wasn't so bad. Shoot, I kind of liked that, myself.

I swear like a trucker when I'm excited.