If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!
Sentiment: POSITIVE
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.
I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.
You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.
If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.
If you would have me weep, you must first of all feel grief yourself.
I'm worth more dead than alive. Don't cry for me after I'm gone; cry for me now.
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.