If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
From Stan Laurel
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!
What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.
All I know is just how to make people laugh.
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