The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
What I miss most about living in Alaska is the fishing.
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared.
Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
From earliest childhood, I have rejoiced over the Santa Ana winds. I know those winds the way the Eskimos know their snows.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
Really, I didn't like Alaska. It rained, almost every day, at least 300 days out of the year.
There's a lot of people around Alaska now who are actually running the place who claim to just have gone there for the summer once 30 years ago. And that seems to be what happens.