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I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.