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I would never want my name on something that I did not write most of. Part of television is you get rewritten.

I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV.

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

One thing I won't do in television is a sitcom. I find that world to be so neurotic and bizarre.

I don't like the way I ever appear on TV.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

I don't watch much television. My old TV agent used to always get mad at me because he'd send me out on auditions and I'd be like, 'What's this show?' and he'd be like, 'It's literally the top show on television.' I wasn't allowed to watch TV as a kid.

I don't really watch TV series because I don't want to get hooked on them and have them suck up all my time.

When it's something you really adore, I think you don't want to be the one who accidentally writes a crap episode.