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I had to have a complete liver transplant. I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to get that gift.

I think I have a gift, but I haven't really opened that gift yet and given it to myself.

I'm the hardest person to buy a gift for.

I love giving gifts. It's almost like I don't open my gifts until, like, three days after Christmas 'cause I want to give everyone else their presents.

I'm basically a gift-giver.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I've always known I was gifted, which is not the easiest thing in the world for a person to know, because you're not responsible for your gift, only for what you do with it.

I'll get mine in a few years, when I get up there and when the time comes.