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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.

— Samuel Foote

Sentiment: NEGATIVE

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✓Similar Perspectives

He obliged Cinderella to sit down, and, putting the slipper to her little foot, he found it went on very easily, and fitted her as if it had been made of wax.

— Charles Perrault

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

— Al Capp

She poured a little social sewage into his ears.

— George Meredith

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

— Rip Taylor

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

— O. Henry

How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child.

— Carlo Collodi

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

— Theophilus London

Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he?

— Adam Peaty

✗Opposing Perspectives

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott

Maggie went out of doors to wash the windows and father came out into the kitchen and said he did not know whether he would go down to the post office or not. And then I sprinkled some handkerchiefs to iron.

— Lizzie Andrew Borden