Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Every person needs to go home and have that person to wake up to - eventually, when the party's over.
What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?
He who sleeps in continual noise is wakened by silence.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
I conduct all my nighttime activities under the assumption that my wife is awake, that she never falls asleep.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'