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I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

You can really taste the difference between a shop-bought and a good homemade mayo.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure every bite has a bit of everything in it. There's something special about that.

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.

The Mayo Clinic is one of the largest and most experienced medical centers treating esophageal cancer in the world.

I was so unhealthy. I used to go to 'Cold Stone Creamery,' get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it all before bedtime. And my fingers were permanently stained orange from Cheetos.

I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollandaise.

I was going to McDonald's and Taco Bell every day. The kids behind the counter knew me - it wouldn't even faze them. Or I'd sit up at Denny's or Big Boy and just eat by myself. It was sad. I got so heavy that people started to not recognize me.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.