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Fart jokes still work for me.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

I've had to spend an awful lot of my life trying to pretend I'm not posh. Although once I open my mouth, I rather let things out the bag.