Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!
I would love a robot butler.
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
We don't have butlers. Obviously we have people who look after the houses, but I try not to run things formally.
I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a butler. I couldn't for the life of me do the job in real life.