If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
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Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person.
You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now.
You're supposed to look a certain way when you're a celebrity, but I want to take care of my baby, and those two things don't mesh very well.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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