Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
You've got to wake up every morning and believe, 'I was born to do this.'
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Some people would say I've made it now.
I am the worst at the grocery store. It turns into three carts. It turns into, 'Oh did you see the truffle cheese? We've got to get the truffle cheese!'
I used to wake up in the morning and say, 'Oh, God.' Now I wake up in the morning and look forward to life.
I got sent some cheese once. I'm not sure if that was saying something about my act, or just because I like cheese.
Every day after I wake up, I think, 'Wait... this can't be real; I'm still going to wake up.'
I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.
My life is a fairy tale. You could not make it up.
You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job.