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I was always a bit arty-farty as a boy. 'Come on, Mr. Arty-Farty,' my sister used to say to me.

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do.

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.

Farce is a much-maligned form. It's easy to do badly, and therefore, audiences may have a negative feeling about it.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.