If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn't be invited back.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
As a general rule, I don't plan to travel with my Oscars, but we may have to make an exception.
When you're up for an Oscar, you just get offered everything. It's fantastic, but a lot of it you're completely inappropriate for.
I'd like to win an Oscar.
I guess I really haven't thought much about winning an Oscar, but if I had the opportunity, I'm sure I would like it.
If you win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month.
You win an Oscar, it can double the audience that you had before.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
I didn't think I was gonna be playing on the Oscars or anything.
Don't get me wrong: I would not say no to an Oscar!