If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice.
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.