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I've never been given a ticket by a police man.

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.

I have a pretty good record of winning in court.

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

I will never do a record without some sense of responsibility.

I took the California Highway Patrol exam and didn't pass, so I tried to be a cop and failed.

There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.