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I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests. I'm the new Barry Fitzgerald, except with a Mexican accent.

I have nothing against priests. In fact, I tried for a time to be one... It should be clear, then, that I respect, and am often fond of, the many priests in my life.

I studied with the idea of becoming a Catholic priest.

Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

I am a Catholic.

I am post-Catholic.

Every kid that goes to Catholic school believes he's going to be a priest one day.

I shall always be a priest of love.

I briefly thought of becoming a priest but quickly saw that would be ridiculous.