The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
You know the greatest thing about working on 'Fallon?' I get so many anonymous gifts.
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love him; he's a kick.
After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.
If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're having way too much fun at their 'jobs.'
I don't like to be me. I'm not so comfortable being me on screen because then I'd be a presenter. I'm not Jimmy Fallon.
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.
I've been on the 'Tonight Show' a million times, and I'd be embarrassed to do the same thing more than once.
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.