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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn't do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff.

A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz.

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.

I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.