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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Bald is the new black!

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.