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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.