I don't like to compare myself with anybody.
From Don Rickles
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.
You've got to be able to sell yourself.
I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
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