A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
From Jerry Seinfeld
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist.
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.
I like money, but it's never been about the money.
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into.
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.
You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.
I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals.
We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.
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