I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
From Jimmy Carr
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
I don't see myself as offending people.
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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