A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.