For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
From Karl Pilkington
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.
Chinese people age overnight.
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