That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
Being bald is no fun.
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.
Cutting one side of your head for a few months is not a big deal compared with what other people have to deal with in the world. Plus, hair grows back.
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.