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Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.

Crankiness is a human attribute that, when people walk in the door of Xerox, they remain human. The best way to get the best out of people is to not force them to be something other than they naturally are. Now what do they have to be? They have to be respectful. You can't be ridiculously disrespectful.

I still like to make crank calls.

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too.

I'm a little angry in life.

I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.

I have some anger issues.