It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
From Louis C. K.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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