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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

Louis C. K.