I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
From Louis C. K.
I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
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