The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
From Mark Twain
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
In 'Huckleberry Finn,' I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was. He was ignorant, unwashed, insufficiently fed; but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
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