What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
From Mark Twain
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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