Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
From Mark Twain
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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