Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
From Mark Twain
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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