I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.
From P. J. O'Rourke
Affirmative action makes employers think, 'Black woman nuclear physicist? Hah! Probably let her into Harvard 'cause they were looking for a twofer. Bet she got C's in high school practical math. Give her a job in personnel.'
If you want to join the Republican party, they have to let you in. There's nothing they can do about it. I mean, if Republicans will take Al D'Amato, they'll take anybody.
The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point.
Liberals want to live downtown. All over America - in New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Georgetown - there are crowds of liberals living in the gritty, ugly, dirty neighborhoods sensible people are trying to flee.
Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter.
There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.
Is Bill Clinton so good at politics, or are other politicians so bad?
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